From The Editor's Chair: Edition 51

Welcome once more to another of my own personal articles. This one is a bit of fun for you all. In this one we bring you hockey penalties; Yorkshire style. Have a chuckle at them, and if you can think of better ones or others then I'd love to know.

Thanks in advance.

Actual Hockey Penalty                   Yorkshire Version

Interference                                             Getting in t' way
Slashing                                                    Tryin t' chop him in 'alf
Holding the Stick                                    Playing wi' his wood
Tripping                                                    Leggin' him oer
Butt Ending                                              Stabbin'
Charging                                                   Running int' someone
High Sticks                                               Tryin' t' chop his head off
Cross Checking                                        Hittin' him wi' stick
Roughing                                                  Spot o' handbags
Fighting                                                     Feyting
Delay Of Game                                         Takin' t' p**s
Too Many Men On Ice                           Can't Count
Goaltender Interference                        Messing wi' him who has big pads on
Checking from Behind                           Hittin' onto him
Checking to Head                                   Givin' him a headbutt
Hooking                                                    Pullin' him back
Elbowing                                                   'lbows
Boarding                                                   Pushin' him hard so it hurts
Kneeing                                                     Kneeing
Abuse Of Officials                                   Gobbin' off
Illegal Equipment                                   Tryin' to play with summat that isn't reyt
Instigator                                                  Causin' Bother
Third Man In                                           Gettin' involved with summat that don't concern thi
Spearing                                                   Pokin' him
Unsportsmanlike Conduct                   Not being nice

Over to you, let's try and make it as authentic and funny as possible.

Mark

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